ummm....

why do people think it's funny to joke about my marriage?

"you should cheat on your husband because you're hundreds of miles away for 2 months, come on everyone's doing it!!!!"

or

"oh your husband only sends you cards so you won't cheat." © dude who wants to cheat on his wife and is socially inept.

um, are people really this insecure about their personal situation that they feel the need to project.

do i look like a cheater? is there some sort of physiognomic trait that I have that gives off this impression? let me know and i'll get some plastic surgery stat. and what's even funnier is the idea that i would find anyone here attractive (um hell and naw).

i'm perfectly happy with my marriage and a note to all, stop caring about my marriage and be more concerned with yourself.